Sweet Jesus do I ever want this boat!!!  Gold, marble, hi-tech gaming, mahogany, operating room (yes, as in surgery), and plush decor everywhere you look.  What really sold me, though, was the ground-to-air missile system and the secret(read "every boy's fantasy") passage to a high speed motorboat in case the owner needs to make a fast getaway from, I don't know, U.S. Marines, U.S. Navy Seals, something along that line. 

How's this for a quandary: I just caught myself wishing that there really were a hell for scumbags like Hussein, but then I realized that if I believed in hell, and hence were a Christian, I wouldn't be able to wish Hussein could burn because that would be unchristian of me which is probably why I'm not Christian in the first place.