I mean they claim they HAVE big weenies.  A guy named Krauss more or less did a survey and asked a bunch of guys to whip out a ruler and mark their junk.  All I get from this is that French are just as likely to lie as anyone else.  Except for me. I really am naturally endowed.

The story also links to this guy's OTHER great idea....spray on condoms.  You take an aerosol can of liquid latex, spray it on your hootie hoo, and voila; a perfectly sized condom.  Amazingly, it hasn't gone anywhere.  Like whipping out a rubber, tearing it open, figuring out which way is up (in the dark, even), rolling it on, and adjusting for comfort isn't enough of a mood killer.  He wants us to get a can, shake it up, spray, air dry (who knows how long that takes), check for gaps or holes, and repeat. 

Back to the guy and his survey, though.  Again, the French just proved underachieving by not even making a decent fib.  I mean, if mine wasn't already as big as my arm, I'd at least claim it was 8 inches.