Kids, disease, social rep, are all reasons I was told to be careful of who I dated, but not deafness.  Apparently this guy kissed his girlfriend so hard that she lost pressure in her ear and the eardrum collapsed.  Seriously, either the guy is an ape and has a mouth the size of a California watermelon, or he has no freakin clue what he's doing.

Now, that's not to say that passion isn't sometimes dangerous.  Just ask happymommy3 how long it took her to be able to breath correctly after the broken door incident.  Hell sometimes my hand STILL hurts.  But mouths have a specific purpose, and unless you're an alien or that little elf looking thing from Cat's Eye, it's NOT as a vacuum cleaner.

I'm gonna figure out a way to blame the Chinese government for this, too.  Either the kids don't get to watch enough raunchy movies or their nutrition sucks so bad that she had a bum drum to start with.