Picture this.  You come home from working hard all day for the man, and when you make it halfway down your sidewalk, you notice some a-hole hanging out ON YOUR ROOF drinking beer.  Of course, you tell her to get down, but she says you have to give her more beer first.  That's exactly what happened, you guessed it, right here in Florida.  This state is FULL of people that I just don't understand.  Maybe she missed all the hurricane parties. 

If you've been part of a hurricane party, I don't have to explain them to you.  If you haven't, I CAN'T explain it to you.  Which reminds me...
after all those hurricanes a few years ago, most of the property insurers left Florida.  Of course, Citzen's insurance petitioned the state to let them raise their rates on account of all the storms that would be rolling through Florida, what with global woarming and all.  My house insurance went from $800 a year to $2400 a year in no time flat. 

Oddly enough, no hurricanes, no major storms, and no major payouts, but still, insurance is HORRIBLE out here.  Even my CAR insurance nearly doubled when we moved to Florida from Nevada.  Great, now I'm pissed off al over again.