So again, I find another story about people doing just WIERD stuff.  The crux of this one is that a guy in Saginaw, Michigan was arrested for performing sex acts with a carwash vacuum.

There is so much wrong here that I'm just not sure where to start.  I mean, it's one thing if you do it with your own vacuum, or if you buy a vacuum just to do it.  But a puvlic vacuum?  Isn't that dangerous and dirty? And the fact that he had to pay for it, well, isn't that kinda like picking up a hooker?  Then again, the vacuum wasn't out there looking for sex acts, so did he have to buy it jewelry to get it to cooperate?

I'm so glad to be a normal individual.