So here goes a man after my own heart.  He managed to take apart a lawnmower, get rid of the blade, and rig up a barstool to ride on.  According to the police, he can do about 38 mph on it. I'm not sure, but that looks like a wheelie bar of sorts in the back.  Wait, did I say that the cops knew it could go 38?  Yeah, well about the cops, turns out that the guy wrecked his barstool whip....after 2 1/2 sixpacks!!!   Yep, I'm not an alcoholic.  I'm a drunk; alcoholics go to meetings.