Suppose you are underage, and can't get ahold of your choice poison, Henny Hen like the tough rappers drink.  What would you do?

Would you make a run and try to score it for free?  Just grab it and go?  I mean, to heck with the establishment, they don't know what your life is like. 

Suppose the owner of the shop sees you and locks the door.  Would you beat him down with the bottle you stole? Smash though the doors action hero style?  Take a hostage and threaten to rip her throat out if he doesn't let you go?

Not if you're growing up in the rough and tumble streets of Trenton, NJ.  Apparently, you would just sit down and cry.  What a douche.  I mean, if you're going to BE a criminal, at least ACT like one.