Chest pains, I'm having chest pains!
Funny story. I'm wondering if the Queen of England need some AED action over the weekend. Apparently, some tourists were doing the nasty on her lawn. I'm pretty sure that if I woke up and looked out the window to find a couple of strangers gettin their groove on in my driveway, I'd be pretty surprised. And she has to be getting on up there in years. I wonder if there was some Manilow playing somewhere? I mean, what possesses people to strip down and get busy in a public place that has guards stationed specifically to WATCH that place? Never mind the tourist traffic. I'm thinking that was just a wee bit much alcohol.










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