Madonna apparently fell of the horse this weekend.  Literally.  She said the paparrazi jumped out from behind a bush and spooked the horse, but didn't bother telling the police that minor detail.  AND the papo is calling her a liar.  AND the police don't seem to be buying it.  I can see how it all played out now.

I'm Madonna, I'm Madonna. I'm riding a horse in my equestrian apparel WEEEEEE!! Oh shit I just fell.  But I'm MADONNA! I couldn't have just fallen.  I know, it MUST have been the paparazzi!!!

Kinda reminds me of Benchwarmers.
"Yeah, I was gonna rip that one out to left field, but that dog was barking."
"What dog?"
"Oh he's gone now, so it's safe for you."

More likely, she lost conciousness momentarily from a lack of nutrition.  Good God has anyone seen her lately?  Will her friends and family PLEASE feed her a cheeseburger or something?