...a lady has been arrested for "maintaining a disorderly house."  She denies the allegations that she was running a strip club in her basement, and, in fact, just threw kind of a wild party and it's all a misunderstanding.  Honestly, when I read the headlines, I got a vision of a quiet little neighborhood in Southern Georgia, perhaps in the 'burbs, where a nice young man would greet you at the door and take you through a short tour of the front house on your way to the basement door, where he would give a few turns of a couple  industrial hand wheels, and BOOM you get hit with the dj bumpin some funky stuff, maybe a strobe light or a party ball and some strippers there in the basement gettin jiggy. 

Yeah, she's probably telling the truth, and I watch too many commercials.  Sounds like something for Bud Light.