I love the looks you get from people when you go to the store to get feminine hygiene items for your loved one.  It's always kinda funny the difference between looks men give and women give.  I had to get some, er, napkins tonight from the walmart so Leeanne could run to the craft store.  That's right, I'd rather get, er, napkins than crafting tape.  Anyway, there I go, past the kitchen gadgets to personal care, past the shampoo, past the acne cleanser, past the soap, and BAM right where I was looking to be.  As I pull out the wrapper from the old package -because you do NOT want to get the wrong ones- here comes an older lady down the aisle.  Women always seem to think it's funny or cute when a guy shops for, er, napkins, and guys usually snicker and tell jokes about you after they walk by.  Anyway, it's not like anybody thought I was buying them for myself.  At least I hope not, because I'd need a serious case of hemorrhoids to justify THOSE.