I passed by the magazine stand today and saw Oprah on the cover of one of them pimping the next step in diets that work: "The end to yo yo diets" or some other such nonsense.  I'm sorry, but she's the last person I'm gonna take dieting advice from.  That's simply retarded.  I'm also not going to take advice on how to pick a nutritionist or doctor(Dr. Oz) or psychiatrist (Dr. Phil).  Now, if she wants to tell me how to make a billion dollars, I'm all ears.