One day, John decided he just didn't feel like going to work anymore.  Instead, he made a couple of visits, and stopped to get a payday cash advance, which he promptly spent flying two of his friends and himself out to Vegas for the weekend.  When he finally returned home Sunday night, he was greeted by his very angry wife.

After hurling question after question at him during a nearly three-hour-long interrogation, she suddenly stopped and asked calmly," How would you like it if you didn't see ME for two or three days?"

Of course, sensing his chance to put the confrontation into perspective, he replied,"Well, honey, that would be just fine with me.  In fact, it wouldn't bother me at ALL."

So Monday and Tuesday came and went, and he didn't see her at all.  Then Wednesday, and still no.  By Thursday, though, the swelling had gone down just enough that he could see her a little from the corner of his left eye.